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SAN RAMON NONATO PARA CALLAR LOS CHISMES
••Miércoles•, 31 de •Agosto• de 2011 07:36•

PARA TAPAR LA BOCA A CHISMOSOS Y ENEMIGOS

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San Ramón Nonato,/
tú que por predicar la palabra de Dios/
llevaste un candado en tu boca como martirio/
escucha mi oración e intercede ante Dios/
para que quienes hablan mal de mí/
cesen en su intento y yo sea protegido (a)/
de toda palabra e intención mala.
Amén.

 

 

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